[ It would take scientists hundreds of years to figure out what the hell these two have going on between them. They love each other. They want each other super dead. They wouldn't let anything happen to the other. They're married. They're incredibly divorced. They need to be within 3 inches of each other at any given moment. If they're in the same room they'll try to kill each other. ]

[ The stars and universe aligned to bring two people who absolutely have something going on together, and nobody knows what the hell is going on here. They don't even know what's going on here. ]